I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We don't watch enough power rangers
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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