When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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