I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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