I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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