i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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