The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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