I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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