So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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