I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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