Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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