That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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