So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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