The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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