i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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