I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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