Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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