Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I currently don't understand fingers.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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