Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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