operation have a gay friend backfired
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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