first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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