it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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