the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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