try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
The adults are the big ones right?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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