She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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