so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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