Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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