yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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