Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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