im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
