I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
And then he peed in my hair
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