Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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