You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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