He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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