that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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