her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
cat food counts as protein by the way
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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