Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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