That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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