did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My life is pants optional.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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