Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm sobbing to NWA
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize