walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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