Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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