What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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