Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
so let's talk penis.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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