I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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