i think my mom watched the whole time
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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