I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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