So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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