break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
