Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
where am i from again
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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