thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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