They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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