Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
