Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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