After last night, I could never be a politician.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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